secretbraintwin asked: Do Mikey and Archer have an AU equivalent of Fenris they know? Or Merrill, Aveline, etc.
Yes absolutely! We’ve made a few posts that you can find on our UA Master Answer List, but here’s the basics for the DA2 friends you’ve mentioned:
Fenris was a long-term fuckbuddy of Archer starting his senior year of high school and working well into his first year of university. They met at a veterinary clinic where Archer was employed as a technician and Fenris worked in the kennels. He was quite the interesting sexual partner for Archer, and he greatly enjoyed their time together. But often, he’d run to Fenris when he began to grow frustrated with his feelings concerning Mikey.
Merrill was in an art elective that Archer took his first year of university. They grew to become acquaintances, and eventually hooked up one afternoon after class in an empty classroom.
Aveline was a mutual friend of Archer and Mikey in high school, and her boyfriend Wesley died shortly before their senior prom. She had been planning for months to go with him, but Archer decided to go with her (since Mikey had no interest in going and Archer wasn’t completely out then either).
secretbraintwin asked: Archer, have you seen Adrian after that fateful night a while back? I believe you mentioned something about a personal *ahem* fuckhole whenever Mikey wasn't in the mood.
Archer: No, I haven’t. Honestly I say a lot of things that I don’t always follow through with in that sort of regard. At this point, I really don’t seek out anyone for sex. I don’t really have much of a desire to be with anyone besides Mikey.
Don’t get me wrong though, that night with Adrian was a lot more fun than I had expected. I was worried that I was just going to be angry the entire night and I wouldn’t get any enjoyment out of it. But he is one fantastic comeslut. Boy can take dick like a champ, and I have to respect that. If the opportunity presented itself for us to have a little more fun, I’d take advantage of it. But I don’t plan to seek it out on my own.
Oh god I’m sorry, tumblr.
4000 posts = naked UA Archer
wadebramwilson:
EVERYBODY LOVE ON ARCHER AND ANDERS!!!!!!!
AND UNWITTINGLY ALIKE!! Because hot!
Bram you are so fucking sweet <3
I’m keeping these tags because they make me smile so much :D
new RL Archer set 2
I think he’s pretty hot :D
Chris Fawcett is the new RL Archer.
Hopefully y’all think he’s hot. Mike and I were Hhhhhnnnnggggging pretty hard over him last night XD
I’ll do another photoset if there is interest.l
Anonymous asked: Can we ask UA Archer? UA Archer why were you so mean to Adrian?
(OOC: Certainly! I’ll just to make sure to link this in the master answer post on the UA blog)
Archer: Because he deserved it?
Look, I get that Mikey and I aren’t together. I get that we’ll never be together, but that doesn’t mean that I can’t get territorial over him. Adrian was encroaching on that, so of course I’m going to step in. Besides, he liked it. If he didn’t, I wouldn’t get so rough with him. I know it’s not my place, and I know Mikey isn’t happy with me when I do things like that. But try putting yourself in my shoes where you can just barely touch something you so desperately want and have wanted for a very long time, but you’re never going to have it. You’d probably lash out too if something pushed you back even further.
hunternprey:
Inviting piece of ASS !
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We have come to a consensus: this is an Archerass.
Perfect and quite nomable.
You are welcome.
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draggy-s asked: *writes more numbers* UA Archer: 6, 8, 17, 28, 29
6. Eating habits and sample daily menu
I have very poor eating habits, and Mikey can definitely attest to this. He’s tried teaching me to cook on a number of occasions, but I haven’t picked up all that much. My real issue is a lack of desire to cook, so I go with whatever is very cheap and very easy. I need shit to be made in far less time than it takes to eat it. So pretty much it needs to be microwavable, or something like that. Breakfast will usually be cereal (the really, really bad for you types that are chocolate or have marshmallows or are chocolate with marshmallows), lunch might be a sandwich or 3, and dinner is typically something like a microwavable dinner or some sort of disgusting canned meat thing…but that’s only when Mikey doesn’t feed me. He actually helps me out more than I’d like to admit.
8. Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
Hmm. I feel like I indulge myself in Mikey sex more than anything else. And I’m very pro-Mikey sex.
17. Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
Mode of dress? I’m not sure what that means, but as far as my style goes, I’m mostly into whatever is comfortable and makes me look great (which is oh so many things). I’ll typically wear things that are pretty dark. Jeans, a band or graphic tshirt. Sometimes button-down shirts or whatever. Back when I had tons of money, I had a number of expensive things - mostly accessories though like watches, belts, and shoes. Jackets too. But now the most money I spend on clothes are those which I’ll wear to work, but that’s because I feel like I get a good return on investment.
28. Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
My best friend is some jackass who I’ve known since the beginning of high school. He’s a hulking mass of dude, and not too hard on the eyes. I don’t really feel like I have enemies, but the only person I feel who really dislikes me is my brother.
29. Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)
As soon as I got my animals out and knew they were alright, I’d say good riddance. Fuck that apartment. I strong breeze could tear that place apart. But I would be upset about losing my things. I just don’t have all that much any more, but what I do have, I hold dear to me.
draggy-s asked: : D UA Archer: 2, 3, 21, and 31
Yay more questions <3
2. Do they have any daily rituals?
Archer: Oh god, what’s not a ritual? I do most of my daily stuff exactly the same every single day…the time, order, and way in which I do things. There are times that aren’t necessarily filled up with a normal thing, so I fill that with whatever. But I do struggle if I can’t eat breakfast at exactly 8:43 AM or feed the dogs their dinner at 5 PM.
3. Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
Archer: I don’t really have a set exercise program. I try to walk or jog with my dogs a few times a week on nights that I don’t work. Otherwise, my physical activity consists of working the pole 4 nights a week, and a good amount of fucking Mikey. *winks*
21. Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
Archer: Intelligence, confidence, goals, tattoos, and piercings are huge turn-ons for me. There are plenty of other things as well. Like I love a partner who will submit to me, but I’m also quite fond of Mikey’s dominant nature.
I’m turned off by a bad sense of humor, a complete unwillingness to compromise, narrow-mindedness, and bad teeth.
31. Most prized possession?
Archer: Well my animals if they could be considered possessions. But as far as an actual material object, I would have to say it’s a stuffed monkey (a toy not a legit once-living primate). It belonged to my little brother, Carver’s twin. I don’t think I was supposed to, but I took it from his room when he died so I could hold a piece of him close to me. I don’t even think I’ve ever showed anyone, but I keep him in my room and try to remember every day.
