Hey everyone, look at this terrible picture of a terrible person.
Guess what I volunteered to do today (mostly because no one else was willing to, plus I thought it’d make for a good story).
If you guessed hold onto an artificial vagina in one hand and grabbing his penis in another so I could collect his semen, you’re totally right!
I only got a little on my arm (and promptly vomited), and I was definitely wearing gloves because ew. The best part is that I was actually commended on my performance because I apparently was great at helping a horse fuck a tube.
Yay vet school!