Being a pervert can be debilitating

I had to go out to do something at noon and realized I needed some calories in my body. So I went to McDonalds just to get a Dr. Pepper because duh. 

I was sitting at the window waiting for my drink and the guy was like “You waiting on a big DP?”

And I just…I couldn’t say anything. I was like that pokerface.jpg guy who is picturing some guy getting double penetrated now. 

So I’m like wide-eyed and the guy just laughs. And I know I’m with a fellow perv and it’s all good. Then I was like: 

Good friends, at least. And then I got my delicious DP.

I’m still enjoying it right now.