Dear guest lecturer from the USDA,

Srsly go fuck yourself.

Don’t flip your shit because no one had to read “The Jungle” in high school.

But more importantly, know who you are talking to. If you say a word that we don’t know, and someone asks you to define it, just tell us. We are scientists, not English majors. Don’t be shocked that we didn’t take Latin either. We all have a basic grasp on it, but we also all took Spanish because this is fucking Texas.

And now that we finally know the definition of “organoleptic,” I’m still pretty sure that vigorously rubbing on our professor and sniffing her was a wildly inappropriate way to try to get us to figure it out.

Go back to hanging out with meat carcasses.

Sincerely,
The 2014 vet school class