Why you so passive aggressive, vet school?

I probably get about 200 emails a day from various people at school. Not just to me, of course, but mostly mass emails sent about classes or this or that.

Well we get a lot about animals needing to be adopted because 95% of us are all bleeding hearts. I typically don’t read them because I don’t want to end up with another animal. 

But this one got sent around and everyone was talking about it so I looked.

Basically it said, “Dog needs home immediately or we’ll have to admit him straight to Heaven. We would much rather delay his meeting with Jesus.”

Really? Go fuck yourself. People should not be made to feel bad about not being able to adopt every animal out there. And don’t even try to throw religion into this.