Anonymous asked: Ash walked up to Mike and asked him what he wanted to do today. Mike said that they should write some UA smut together, and Ash thought it was the best idea he had ever heard. All night they slaved on and on to create the smut, and they talked and laughed and had just the best time. Then someone came into Ash's room and said, "Ash who are you talking to?" Ash was going to say that he was talking to Mike, but it turns out they're the same person.
I CAN’T.
WHAT IS AIR?
OTHER SAYINGS THAT REFLECT THE FACT THAT I CAN BARELY FUNCTION BECAUSE I’M LAUGHING SO HARD.
