February 2012
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Oh shit doing a necropsy by myself
Oh dude you didn’t tell me it was by yourself!
That is awesome! Let me know if you find any abnormalities! Also take pictures of any abnormalities!
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Hold off on celebrating, guys. ME3 Spoilers may... →
stripey-dani:
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rinjirenee:
Hate to be the one to bring up this bad news but there you go.
Aw, man, NO.
But Vega might be a real romance option :D
Vega had better be a romance option. My heart will be shattered if he’s not.
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Being a pervert can be debilitating
I had to go out to do something at noon and realized I needed some calories in my body. So I went to McDonalds just to get a Dr. Pepper because duh.
I was sitting at the window waiting for my drink and the guy was like “You waiting on a big DP?”
And I just…I couldn’t say anything. I was like that pokerface.jpg guy who is picturing some guy getting double penetrated...
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Dragon Age II AU; Princess of Starkhaven --...
draggy-s:
Princess of Starkhaven - Chapter 2 word count: 2,200~ This fic is dedicated to archer-and-anders and soundundertone, as well as fenfenbutt for helping me build the courage to post this potential controversial trainwreck of a story. Here’s some heads up for this chapter: —transsexualism —hermaphroditic —androgynous sex —voyeurism
Continued story of Sebastia and her transition. Intro...
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reglaogb if u crey every time
giant-sequoia:
gurl and boi were walkin and gurl sed 2 boi, boi do u luv me 4ever, he sed no, she threw erself under a bus and was ded, he sed dat shit cray, I was jes going 2 say I got ur fase tattooed on my arm and it will last 5ever, dat mean it will last more than 4ever, then he crey becuz his tattoo wud last 5ever but gurl’s real fase was gone and tattoo was only a facsimile not lyk real...
thewoofles:
LETMELOVEYOU!by ~DoeMaarWiebele
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stripey-dani replied to your post: Currently in a taco coma
12 tacos is a lot of tacos…
Technically only 2 tacos were consumed.
But I agree that 12 tacos is a lot of tacos.
a1879 replied to your post: Currently in a taco coma
ooh can I have the leftovers? can I join you after in the coma?
All are welcome to join in the taco coma!
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Currently in a taco coma
Therapy, tacos, and the refusal to study at all
It’s gonna be a good night.
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normanee replied to your photo: Mike!Mom: What is that thing on your shoulder? …
What does Feely have feels of?
ALL OF THEM
All the feels ;o;
Dear guest lecturer from the USDA,
Srsly go fuck yourself.
Don’t flip your shit because no one had to read “The Jungle” in high school.
But more importantly, know who you are talking to. If you say a word that we don’t know, and someone asks you to define it, just tell us. We are scientists, not English majors. Don’t be shocked that we didn’t take Latin either. We all have a basic grasp on...
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Binding and packing today
Out at school for the first time ever.
Because fuck you, world. I’m going to be me today.
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Anonymous asked: I can't ask if you will go out with me without being anonymous because I know you'll reject me. I just think you're a great guy and I like you a lot.
Anonymous asked: Is it strange that I would actually be very interested in a relationship with a trans person of either gender, if they were interested in me? I mean, would that be sort of betraying their transition or something? I'm not sure how I feel about this.
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Anonymous asked: Will you go out with me?
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Anonymous asked: Hey, sorry to bother you, but you're in vet school so I thought you'd know: do dogs really have cleaner mouths than humans?
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sweeney-of-the-trees asked: I can never find that video on youtube because i dont know what its called
Confession
secretbraintwin:
When my roommate’s home, I scroll through tumblr with my hand hovering over my screen so I can cover up any porn, if necessary. Totally inconspicuous.
You’re welcome for all the porn. Love, Unwittingly Alike.
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ATTENTION FOLLOWERS!!!!
fuckyeahstonerkids:
Please sign this petition to include Body Modification in Equal Opportunity Employment. This will make it so anyone with piercings and tattoos wont be discriminated against. Please sign, we need to get to 1000,000.Don’t forget to reblog.
SIGN HERE
I realize this is not marijuana related. However, this is one step closer to an accepting living environment for us all to...
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Why you so passive aggressive, vet school?
I probably get about 200 emails a day from various people at school. Not just to me, of course, but mostly mass emails sent about classes or this or that.
Well we get a lot about animals needing to be adopted because 95% of us are all bleeding hearts. I typically don’t read them because I don’t want to end up with another animal.
But this one got sent around and everyone was talking...
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giant-sequoia replied to your photo: Yay goat anesthesia! Now we are going out for…
the goat lives! *confetti*
We definitely threw a party. Those goats just do not want to breathe on their own.
That being said, they’re all going to a sale barn now, so they’ll probably end up food ;o;
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I think I want an Issac and Anders tattoo
thewoofles:
….scary that I don’t think I’m joking…..
YES GET IT OMG
I support this decision fully. Because I’ve wanted an Archer/Anders tat for a while, so how could I not support you?
I WANT TO BE THERE WHEN YOU GET IT *faints*
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If you say "y'all" or "ain't" in my presence,...
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Agreed.
I’m originally from Gaston County, North Carolina, which is RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE BIBLEBELTED SWEET TEA DRINKING FUCKHOLE, and I said it all of my life up until I moved to the coast. Nobody says...
stripey-dani asked: I'd write you a story... Instead I have made an interpretive dance routine that depicts the story I would have written 8D
stories - submitted by fireeyedpixie
I would love to submit a story for you :) <3 alas.. O_o…i fail miserably at writing :’{.. im sorry. love to ash, anders, and archer!
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Lol that is no problem! Thanks for the love <3
Anonymous asked: Okay. Time to study. All this chemistry crap isn't going to learn itself. All he had to do was focus and--"Aaaash." Archer. Of course it'd be him. The student sighed, "What do you want?" Archer grinned, wrapping an arm casually around his shoulder, "You should write about me, Ash. You know you want to." "I'm busy." "And I'm sexy,...
Anonymous asked: Ash walked up to Mike and asked him what he wanted to do today. Mike said that they should write some UA smut together, and Ash thought it was the best idea he had ever heard. All night they slaved on and on to create the smut, and they talked and laughed and had just the best time. Then someone came into Ash's room and said, "Ash who are you talking to?" Ash was going to say that...
Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about...
blackcoffeeandink:
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banana-bruises:
O MY GOD YES
oh god oh god oh god.
oh sweet jesus i would love this more than anything
Alright people let’s try this again.
Let’s fuckin go people! Come on!
Sure, go ahead. :3
How silly!
This is fantastic.